I remember a man who liked his women fat,
wearing pretty little dresses with a little matching hat.
with their shoes high in heel and too tight for their feet,
on account of their whole body having just too much meat.
with their hair perfectly curled and rested nicely on their fat,
he said, "it's a wonder not all women want to be like that!"

I remember at this moment, coming off a bit mean,
telling him I liked my women modest and lean.
he then asked me to explain, so I continued to talk,
filling his mind with disdain and  shock.
I told him that women were meant to be thin,
with their clothes fitting nicely, tightly clinging to their skin,
with the ability to see a cake without taking a single bite,
unlike a fat woman, who would eat it with all of her might.
at this he got angry, about to start a brawl,
but then I remembered, I don't like women at all.